SCREW THE NORMAL LIFE!!! I'm going diving...


7 years on-air on national radio, 19 years of corporate bullshit, I've climbed the ladders always ONLY to find more stress, dissatisfaction and LESS time for what matters.

I packed up my bags in February 2009 with only 5 shirts and 4 pairs of shorts and became a PADI Instructor to live "THE SIMPLE LIFE".

THIS IS MY BLOG...


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Learning Thai with scubaTIM (สคูบ้าทิม)...ha ha ha...

CHAPTER 1 (and only)
(I honestly believe these are the few first words you must learn here)

Okay! So it's actually my first time in Thailand longer than 10 days...I've actually had to learn more than just "khob khoon krapp". I came here not really expecting to spend this much time...but to date I'm in my 5th month heading into the 6th...I'll be out of here within the next 30 days though...

Unfortunately, the people I hang out with here are mainly English speaking, it's not been a fast process learning the language...

Now because I look no different from the locals here...people at the local shops always talking to me in Thai hence the MOST IMPORTANT PHRASE for me here: Mai chai konn thai = I'm NOT thai.

2ND MOST IMPORTANT PHRASE for me here: Phood thai mai dai = cant speak Thai

I've picked-up some other bits and pieces like:

dai = possible
mai dai = not possible / cannot

dee = good
mai dee = not good

chai = yes
mai chai = no

Khao Chai Mai = Do you understand?
Khao Chai = Understand!

Mai Ru = Don't Know
Ru = Know

*as you may have noticed, mai = not / negative / no

diow = wait
moooht leow = finished / no more

mahhh = come
mahhh nee = come here
mahhh leow = come already

paiii = go
paiii leow = gone / go already
paiii nooooon = go there

* leowww = used to indicate "already"

mee = have / available
mai mee = dont have

Ahrai = What?
Mehh-rai = when?
Teee nai = where?

sa bai dee = comfortable / feel good / pleasant / fine thank you
sa bai dee mai? = are you good or not? / are you good or not? / are you comfortable or not? (this is the typical "How are you?")

Kheen = Eat
Kheen Leow = Eat already (also works with a question mark at the end of it)
Kheen Khow = Eat Rice

chinggg = really
chinggg chinggg = REALLY!!!!!
chinggg ohh = really arr? / oh really?

nit noy = little bit

hieww (pronounced like the english work "hue") = hungry
immm = full
aroi = delicious
makk = very

owww (pronounced like "owl" without the "L") = want
owww mai? = want or not? (do you want)
mai owww = dont want!

nah-owww = cold (for weather is cold)
yenn = cold (for cold drinks - coffee -yen)
lohn (pronounced like the name "john" with an L) = hot
cape-tangg (pronounced like english word "cape") = i wanna pay
hongg-namm = toilet

phommm = me
khooon = you
sue-way = pretty / beautiful
pooh-ying = lady / female
pooh-chai = man / male

tangg = money
damm-namm = dive / diving

khob-khoon-krapp = thank you (spoken by male)
khapp-khoon-kahh = thank you (spoken by female)

* kahh / khapp are just polite ending to sentences . "Kahh" used by females and "krapp" used by males

Numbers:

0 = Soon
1 = Neng / eat (if used in a double digit)
2 = Songg
3 = Summ
4 = See
5 = Haa
6 = Hock
7 = Chit
8 = Pet
9 = Cow
10 = Sip
11 = Sip eat
12 = Sip Songg
13 = Sip Songg
14 Sip See

20 = Yee Sip
30 = Summ Sip
32 = Summ Sip Songg
43 = See Sip Sum
54 = Haa Sip See
60 = Hock Sip
70 = Chit Sip Eat

"hundred" = Roy

100 = nengg roy
345 = summ roi see sip haa

*on the note of numbers, you'd find Thais ending their facebook messages with "55555", it took me a while to realize it was actually "haahaahaahaa"...


Damn this is taking a while...cant think of what more I know...but it's not the easiest language to learn I must admit...cos the alphabet is different...

This is it for lesson 1...I stand to be corrected by the many Thais reading this website...but this was not put on the blog from sitting with a teacher in front of me...just me sitting here on a rainy day, trying to recall what I have learnt...


"Tim" is written: ทิม
"scubaTIM" is written: สคูบ้าทิม

Khao Chai Mai???


*Thai Language Basics - "Lesson one and only"

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